Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Sometimes When I Wake Up, Mr. McCracken is Already At My House

Two Star Special:

Miami (Ohio) @ Bowling Green - Line is Miami -3 - Two schools that nobody knows much about.  Not because it is hard to get the information but more because people don't want the information.  Count us in the group of not wanting the information.  But then a Wednesday night in November rolls around and this is the only game in town.  Boy it was tough to write that last sentence.  Agonizing even.  Well, let's get over ourselves and offer a glimpse of the future for the Miami and BG fans out there.  Bowling Green is one of the worst football teams in the country.  Trust us, we looked it up.  Miami is wildly mediocre and that might be overrating them a bit.  Neither team can run the ball and neither scores a bunch of points.  Miami is actually somewhat near the top of the conference standings while the old BG is a cellar dweller.  So much to analyze - so little time.

Well let's put it this way.  If this game was being held on really slick wooden lanes with heavy three-holed balls, then we'd get all over Bowling Green.  Since it's not, we look for Miami to pull a "Big Ern McCracken" and sack the "turkeys" from BG with the help of a number of impressive passing "strikes" down the field.  Those were some of the worst bowling references ever written with one rubber hand.  I think I just knocked something loose.  Lay the points and "roll" with Miami.  Final score is 27-21.  LOCK IT UP

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